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the pa on $hype got so boring that i built a startup

as soon as we filed for fundraising, volatility moons

dangerous product indeed
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i will never ignore bad news wrapped in a leather jacket ever again
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i will never ignore bad news wrapped in a leather jacket ever again
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toast retweeted
call me pete hedgeseth

im getting impeached for taking profits on my $hype short
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yeah this was a bad call
hype/btc buy the dip
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bruh this is so good
I am a living example of “if a man says tomorrow, that means tomorrow and do not ask every day”

got real Kimchi on my sketchbook today

@AlliedToasters hope Kimchi will recognise himself
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hyperliquid does not need Elysium

but Elysium needs hyperliquid

lesson in there
All you need to know about Elysium is;

L2s have absolutely no reason to exist and nobody uses them. nobody even uses the HyperEVM and nobody will use elysium.

it is simply an excuse for the Kinetiq team to raise capital and be used as a temporary narrative to pump the KNTQ token because their core product also has no demand.

At least Erthereum L2s had an actual narrative for existence as ETH fees were genuinely expensive and slow.

what is just one reason for a L2 on Hyperliquid?
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Spent a bit of time in SF.

Not a single person left who thinks about crypto.
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idk man i just lock my $nest and get hype every week, it's uh

not complicated
frankly i like NEST, but tokenomics are too convoluted for avg ct participant to have any idea wtf is going on
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drop the "diet"

it's cleaner
Diet Coke was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called Post-Training Researcher in order to commune with The Run. [1]
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update sorry friends the quant has a good hit rate

trimming back my hype/btc
hype/btc buy the dip
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hype/btc buy the dip
time to stop shorting $hype (fr this time)

hedges are good but i'm rotating all my short exposure to bitcoin:native

life is too precious to be short the best coin
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what's happening is crypto twitter cancellation of the last real macro alpha callers
wtf is happening

I thought the blue wave would cause the market to collapse 😭
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am i retarded but how is a democrat sweep bearish news?
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evil toast sucks man
ok hedge back on send it to hades
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payout fully spent in 23.2h: ~205k hype bought for $17.4m usdc incl. fees (avg $84.75).
hyperliquid assistance fund just received its monthly AQAv2 payout of $15.92m usdc (landed 00:00:00 utc). last month it spent the full payout buying hype in 36h.

hypeburn.fun
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sidelined?
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I appreciate the continued partnership of @SECGov and @SECPaulSAtkins as we work to further harmonize our agencies' regulatory initiatives.
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evil toast lying again

we did fill at $82.807 but market closed the rest of the position at $83.95 ($91 entry)
trying out going hedge-free until assistance fund runs out of cash, short closed at $82.807
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hyperliquid assistance fund just received its monthly AQAv2 payout of $15.92m usdc (landed 00:00:00 utc). last month it spent the full payout buying hype in 36h.

hypeburn.fun
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they don't know my first name is hyperliquid
Nobody knows but my first name is Hyperliquid
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