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Breaking News! The official trailer for #ThePaper is here. The show airs Sep. 4 on ⁦@peacock⁩ and obviously my character is a genius.
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I know we’ve never had to ask this before tonight, but what’s the opposite of doomscrolling?
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Alex Edelman retweeted
Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Alex Edelman retweeted
Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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was this the televised execution Hegseth was hoping for
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I feel bad for both Dan Sullivans
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I can’t believe this. Every Fox News clip is like: “We regret to inform you that Hell - historically a Republican stronghold that went 75-25 for Trump in 2024 - has flipped Democrat.”
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Man, if only I could have watched this election coverage from a mask-mandatory lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts.
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Thinking of Cecile Richards tonight.
And Gina Hinojosa defeats Greg Abbott to become the Democratic governor of Texas.
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Between the Brewers, Knicks, and Democrats, what a great year for likeable and historic losers.
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This guy’s one of the best stories of this cycle. Go on, Firefighter Bob!
We did it. The Lehigh Valley has made history and sent a firefighter to put out the dumpster fire in Washington, DC.

When I was eighteen, my house burned down, and my mom and I lost just about everything. Now, a kid with no college degree who washed dishes, delivered pizzas, spent twenty years on a fire truck is going to Congress. Only in the Lehigh Valley and the Poconos, and only in America.

To my union brothers and sisters, to @JoshShapiroPA and @ChrisforPA, who had my back from day one, to my family, my staff, and every volunteer who knocked a door or put a sign in their yard: thank you. Tonight, we celebrate. Tomorrow, we get to work building something better from the ashes.
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Did the trends continue Dustin
“GOP insiders are saying blue tsunami.”

As a GOP insider… nobody is saying this right now.

The early returns actually look great for Republicans. If these trends continue, Republicans will be fine.
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Now that the polls have closed, I feel comfortable admitting that Talafreako is a GREAT nickname for him.
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Pronouns are back, folx.
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Call tonight a Hokusai print.
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Alex Edelman retweeted
beto died for this
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Ok so apparently “I would love you MORE if you were a worm” is not the right answer.
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This makes it sound like we have to hunt them down
There are 50 living people (that we know of) who were born before World War 1. These are their names, ages, and where they live.
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Alex Edelman retweeted
Emmy-Winning Comedian Alex Edelman Says Loss Of Kennedy Center Is No Joke deadline.com/2026/10/alex-e…
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There is not a single AI-generated poster that’s better than having no poster at all.
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Wrote this about the Kennedy Center for the failing @nytimes. Here’s a gift link. nytimes.com/2026/10/30/opi…
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