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I still can't believe what happened with Drumpf. I don't believe over half of the country are a bunch of slack jawed racists. We need a recount, for the good of the nation. I'm not going to leave my country. I'm not going anywhere, you fucking turds. #RecountTheVote #RecountNow
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Now guys, I have to remind you once again not to give Phil any money during the month of November. I need you to spread the word far and wide and use the hashtag #NoTipNovember to make sure Phil's event is a big success.
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As a fellow Jewish man, I don't blame @h3h3productions on cheating on his wife with another yenta. This was promised to him 3,000 years ago.
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Feel free to send me pictures of your kids in their Adam Sessler costumes for Halloween on this post! I'm holding a contest to see how popular I still am.
The winner will receive the next new release from Bioware!
The winner will receive the next new release from Bioware!
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Yo twin, finna drop my review of Hood Warfare 2 here soon. Shit's gas af fr on the DL. Find it on steam.
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I never spoke about this before, but during the sweltering summer of '92 I did a segment where I went to the university of Alabama to speak with some frat chuds about Ultima 7: the black gate. I was plied with alcohol and drugs and was sexually assaulted by multiple men. #victim
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If this can happen to me, over multiple days, then it could happen to anyone. Believe the victims.
#cornellvictim
#cornellvictim
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What a gut punch this morning.
Dennis and I became close while filming some unused G4tv sketches, spending most evenings together, embraced, for many weeks. What a truly wonderful human being. Taken far too soon.
I’ll miss you, my friend.
#RIPDennisHaskins
Dennis and I became close while filming some unused G4tv sketches, spending most evenings together, embraced, for many weeks. What a truly wonderful human being. Taken far too soon.
I’ll miss you, my friend.
#RIPDennisHaskins
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youtu.be/PF9uydsAmVw?
Okay, I admit it. I was the male juror on the panel... trying to convince this chud to let Lindsay go free!!!
Sorry I failed you, my angel.
Okay, I admit it. I was the male juror on the panel... trying to convince this chud to let Lindsay go free!!!
Sorry I failed you, my angel.
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Please take a moment of silent reflection for Lindsay Clancy today and hope that the jury makes the right decision to let her go. She has suffered enough!
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Yea, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here... well the story is a crazy one... it all started...
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Pierwsze co zrobię jak wyjdzie GTA 6:
- obciągnę dwóm facetom w gejowskim klubie
- wrócę do domu i odpalę grę
- obciągnę dwóm facetom w gejowskim klubie
- wrócę do domu i odpalę grę
🚨GTA 6 permitirá tener relaciones sexuales entre hombres con claridad de detalle incluyendo líquidos, gemidos y el acto como tal sin censura ⚠️
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