La saison du Barça c’est comme si t’adoptes un chien qui parle, tu dis à tout le monde qui parle, et quand les gens viennent le voir, il bave sur lui

🚨 José Mourinho: "I told Camavinga that Tchouaméni will stay low and protect the defense, and you will attack SPACE.

It's difficult for any attackers to attack space against Barcelona, the only solution is to do it with your MIDFIELDERS.

When your attackers do it, Barca's coached for that, and your attackers end up being offside, or the pass ends up being cut by Joan Garcia.

The solution is to use midfielders like Camavinga and Bellingham to break that line, and it worked."

REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

@BaldeWaves Sideway pass to rodri and make it his problem

Hold your Mbeumo tight, nothing Dey outside 😂😂😂😂

See Wetin una dey talk to man of god 😂

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???

NAH, I'M NEVER QUITTING THIS APP!!! 😭😭😂

OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”

FBI nice try

I’m babysitting my brother’s kids, and they are so cute😭😭 I taught them that they should communicate whenever there is a problem. Now, every time they argue I hear them saying “Can I communicate with you?”😭😭😭😭✋🏿

Olivia Cooke casually turning a sunny afternoon into an unexpectedly wild scene.

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

I woke up before my alarm today and genuinely caught it ringing silently 😭

I went through the comments section
Yeah I can never be poor

Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing

Rent was due

Xabi Alonso will start messing up his team just to fit the “Ronaldinho of left-backs” into the starting XI 😭

I love Qing Madi’s voice sm 🫠

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course