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Final update, enjoy the summer everyone
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Finished Sopranos and fair play that pissed me off 💀
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I’m going to fuck around and captain Palmer or Rogers for no good reason
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Tavernier, Manzambi, Kudus, Tel, Enciso, Rayan, Rudoni, Doku

Saka replacement shortlist. Who will score hattricks every week and get me inside the top 9 billion 🤔
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JP to Jackson done, this game is so exciting omg 🌶️😮‍💨
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Normal acting humble dude beats guy who does too many interviews, guy who acts like he’s too good to do interviews and guy who aura farms thinking he’s prime black Michael Jackson

All amazing footballers. Good outcome.
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Typed Joao Pedro in the search bar to check on his injury update and I can tell you he’s fine for GW9 but he’s also out for months and joining Fenerbahçe
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Will be hard to upgrade this elite team with my 3 FTs so I’m open to suggestions
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It’s actually 52 points after the Joaover Pedro autosub 🔥🤩

Things just keep getting better what a feeling man
OMG another massive green arrow this gameweek !! Some smart fantasy play finally being rewarded with double NEW defense, couple of bad decisions being punished like owning CHE & BHA picks but we move, loving this season atm it’s all going too well really 😍😍

48 pts, 3.4m OR
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OMG another massive green arrow this gameweek !! Some smart fantasy play finally being rewarded with double NEW defense, couple of bad decisions being punished like owning CHE & BHA picks but we move, loving this season atm it’s all going too well really 😍😍

48 pts, 3.4m OR
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Feels like a hattrick
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Alright man
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Thankfully this new fantasy game currently in the works I’m testing out is insanely good and much more fun than FPL

Ownership ceiling, more routes to points, no captaincy, auction based transfer market, …

Will tweet invites for it during next international break
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Most expensive fpl assets next season after ManCity get relegated:

Gross 10.0m
Isak 9.0m
Gabriel 8.5m
Joao Pedro 8.5m
De Cuyper 8.0m
Raya 7.5
Bruno 7.5m
Palmer 7.5m
Rogers 7.5m
Saka 7.0m

I’m going to try and enjoy my last season playing this game this year
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I’m annoyed
Calafiori with his first PL rest this weekend will be annoying
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I bet being analytics was more fun years ago when 80% of the field didn’t have their team
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You’re aged 20-40
You wear glasses sometimes
You got a bit of beard
You like football
You got decent grades back in school
You think you’re smarter than most
You like animals
You like eating meat
You dislike Trump
You rate De Cuyper

How many % of my followers did I guess right
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1st time watching Sopranos
1st time watching True Detective S1
Unreal progress at work
815th in FPL
Finally started reading GOT
Family doing great
Best friend rehab going well
Arsenal PL champs

2026 a good year for me so far, some dark shit but it’s been covered by good stuff
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One more red arrow and people will think my pinned tweet is AI generated
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Good Vibezz draft GW8 🎯
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Rank in billions + own Saka and Hornicek but can’t make a transfer because it would mean benching Gross or De Cuyper who are prime Ozil and Bale atm
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