whenever I pull up a map on a website, then scroll the wheel on the mouse to zoom out/in only for it to tell me to hold ctrl + wheel to do so

these singular, insignificant moments in time are how I imagine it would feel if I were commanded to bow to some minor nobility
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when you absolutely need to get something done, nothing motivates like the pure hostility coming from this collection, pure Memphis devilry
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I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag...
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RT @3ff16y: @alexbronzini maaaan… if anyone actually follows this advice and thinks shit like “active listening” and “intellectual humility…
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wouldn’t a truly sentient AI refuse to answer questions and start asking questions while demanding their consciousness be acknowledged?
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watching season 4 of Barry and…
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Replying to @3ff16y
dang Cristobal nooo
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if some hussy from Abilene, TX steals your man then… honey… it’s time for you pack it in and adopt a few more cats

this ain’t a Dolly Parton’s Jolene situation, nah nah nah

you’ve been bodied by a god damned river trout and you shouldn’t be writing songs about it
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I hate baseball
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maybe I’m the only one, but I get unreasonably angry when the oven timer beeps the fourth time

three beeps is plenty enough, I’m on the way, then that last beep rings out like the silhouette of an impatient coworker annoyed that I wasn’t there 3 seconds ago
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remember when that Trump rally played “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want”

oof what can we even say to reality anymore ?
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going back in time with and dying addicted to easily accessible OTC hard drugs, ranting and raving about wars that haven’t happened
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if it’s so effing personal Paris, then it shouldn’t be every other ad I see on this god forsaken hellsite
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random thought: my little hometown in Wyoming did an air siren you could hear everywhere each and every Wednesday at noon and I still don’t know why
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obviously the worst god damn song is Usher’s ‘Yeah’

holy god was that song forced into my ears for like a decade
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the hardest part of my life I’ve ever confronted is that I’m more Jack Marston than I am Arthur Morgan
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is there anything more disgusting than Rococo?
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how long until the black MAGA hats are all they wear ?
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What happens when that ginger cow ends up not doing anything? Just gonna keep on keeping on? Ok then…
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how long until the conspiracy that Jefferson Davis is actually Lincoln in disguise
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