George Smiley@364690
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George Smiley@364690
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You won't catch me working multiple jobs - or even a single job #KeyShirker
GB Politics
@GBPolitcs
16h
馃毃NEW: Hundreds of civil servants have been caught working multiple jobs

[@Telegraph]
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George Smiley@364690
16h
Pleased to report this working linch has gone into extra time.
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George Smiley@364690
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Replying to @364690
Linch? I was just pissing by your window.
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George Smiley@364690
19h
Top tip lads - never trust a woman that wears bigger knickers than you do.
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George Smiley@364690
19h
I think he has as he didn't have the sovereign rings on the outside. Rookie mistake.
Morris Buntfield@thepyramidfiles
19h
Has he been sent by Moscow?
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George Smiley@364690
19h
Chap has just walked by - FULL camel hair coat, Chelsea boots, and black leather gloves!!
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George Smiley@364690
20h
In the trade this is known as a working lunch.
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George Smiley@364690
20h
Just shown this tweet to my consigliere and we both agreed - chauffeur will be whacked tonight.
Will
@PizzaExpess
21h
Your chauffeur is wearing a fleece jacket and not a jacket and tie?

#standards
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George Smiley@364690
20h
Jeremy Clarkson's fizzy piss.
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George Smiley@364690
21h
Being chauffeured around the expensive postcodes today. Next stop lunch and cigars.
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George Smiley@364690
23h
Adewale Adetugbo@aadetugbo
23h
Funny but George should avoid Naijas

WE are the only ones allowed to make such "jokes" otherwise you appear crass and racist which, who knows, might be the intent
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George Smiley@364690
Nov 9
Had to check it was real and it is. Tin foil hats at the ready.
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George Smiley@364690
Nov 9
There's a bloke in this cafe eating chips at this time of the morning. Bosh! As they say.
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George Smiley@364690
Nov 9
Restorative eggs benedict completed to take the edge off Monday morning. Looking like a Cuban cigar for lunch.
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George Smiley@364690
Nov 8
Did Badenoch arrive by broom?
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
Nov 8
馃毃 NEW: Former UK Prime Ministers line up for the Remembrance Sunday service
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