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logging on to LinkedIn and commenting "who gives a shit" on every post
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It’s always right when I’m about to lose my fucking mind is right when I HAVE to see a midget in public
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>they burned the bones of Santa Claus
BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED.
The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.”
(Source: L'Est Républicain)
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Sometimes when my wife is asleep I steal her phone and search “why is my husband always right” so it shows up in her targeted ads.
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