become unemployable

she said, if I fits I sits

“past a certain age, a man who doesn’t gamble on fomc day can be a bad thing”

me as soon as I see the leverage slider

me and the girl I pulled by ignoring the doomers and betting more

this is the appropriate distance one should have from any surrounding neighbors

when you realize that the weed gummy bears you bought online 10yrs ago are the reason you get to spend you days betting on internet money and shitposting with the homies

me after hearing that ai is going to crash the power grid and force the world into another covid style lockdown

afk all day and mobile wallet keeps crashing so can’t gamble perps

not now kitten, the lads are flexing woodpiles on the timeline

me after saying gm in the new groupchat I got added to

this and never hearing about ai agents ever again

did it again award

heading to a chicken breeder with my 5yr old to buy 8 new birds to add to our flock

made fresh chicken tendies only to find out that we’re out of honey mustard sauce

throwback to the day I discovered perps on mobile

actual footage of me and the fellas “trading”

me three minutes after entering a trade

nothing will ever compare to what nfts did to mfers

me watching the trade I decided not to take play out exactly as I thought it would