Be me.

Get invited by @RachelTobac & @evantobac to play craps.
Side note: when the Tobacs invite you to gamble, you go. They are 🔥.

Arrive at Palms casino. Find $5 craps table. Put $100 bill down.

Dealer(?) picks it up and gives it a weird look. Hands it to another dealer. She immediately says "Oh that's fake..."

*gulp*

Wut.

Pit boss called over. Security called over. They take a look at the rest of my money, it's all good.

Take the $100 bill to the cage, tell me to wait. Come back 10 min later. "It's counterfeit, we can't give it back."

Sadge. 😭

They still let me play tho. Still no idea where / how I got it. 🤨
@riskymanag3ment I got a fun story about why cash sucks if you want to hear it.

Aug 12, 2025 · 6:15 PM UTC

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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @evantobac My first time seeing a fake $100 played at a casino and it was our FIRST roll of the night HAHAH I’m so glad they could tell you played it unknowingly
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Replying to @RachelTobac
@RachelTobac @evantobac Me too. Weird start to the night but it only got better and better! Such a fun time!
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Holy shit that’s wild.

Also thank goodness they were chill about everything and let you play with other money, I’m sure that could have gone way worse.
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Replying to @adamrunner1
@adamrunner1d@RachelTobacf@evantobac but they could tell instantly just be touching it. The dealer was super nice afterwards, explained that it "felt funny" and they handle counterfeits every day.

Was saying how someone tried buying in with $5k of 100s once and 9 of them were fake.
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac There was a person using $100 to pay for stuff and apparently giving some out. I got stopped by a goon heading into the final talk about it and he had one of them
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Replying to @TheFakeKemedo2
@TheFakeKemedo2 @RachelTobac @evantobac Yeah I heard some stories too. Some of my friends paid me cash for Karaoke I assume it was one of them and also by mistake.
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Jesus christ thats terrifying
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Replying to @iqwhdqoiwdhoqi1
@iqwhdqoiwdhoqi1 @RachelTobac @evantobac I was more concerned they'd just kick me out tbh. Fairly certain it's not a crime to unknowingly possess / try to use a counterfeit bill.

Also I think they saw that I wasn't aware, given my reaction, the fact the rest of my money was real.
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Wait. Palms had $5 craps? My peeps took me to CircusCircus for affordability, meanwhile I coulda been in the cute Palms?!!

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(Also you’re like a real life cartoon character. You have the most nutso random adventures 😂😂)
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Replying to @sweetdelightss
@sweetdelightss @RachelTobac @evantobac Right inside the entrance! There's a $5, $10, and $15 table.

The Pai Gow tables were $15 though. 😭
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac This is why I always carry 1000 stickers instead of cash

Stickers can’t be counterfeit
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Amazing lol. I wish you could have kept it and we could see a comparison/details.
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Bruh I kinda held my breath at the bank taking all of our donations this morning but was gucci 😅
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Replying to @0xTib3rius
@0xTib3rius @RachelTobac @evantobac Real question is did ya leave up or down? Also was it craps or crapless, Love me some extremes on the crapless table.
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