As expected, "happily married, successful guy that can do a single push up" @EdwardAnthony63 did not show up to the Illinois Records awesome return to comedy! And then the Tech Necked commander of the Key Board Battalion tweeted out some low effort homophobic insults to cover obility issues).
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Replying to @EdwardAnthony63
@EdwardAnthony63 No Terry, just the B team tonight?
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Replying to @IllinoisRecord
@jimlanham @EdwardAnthony63 what a shocker. Arkham Asylum's B team did not show up!
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Hi @realBlagojevich -- if it's not too much trouble, would you be willing to shake down a chicago children's hospital again?
Hi @realBlagojevich — if it’s not too much trouble, would you be willing to sign a copy of your book for people? I bought one.

I’d be happy to mail it to you with a prepaid return envelope included.

I would really appreciate it if possible. I want to pass this book down to my son.
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The Illinois Record returns to Stand Up comedy at 7 O'Clock tonight! My male stalkers, Ed Anthony, Jim Lanham will probably call the venue 40 times beforehand to try to cancel the event. Because they are "free speech warriors".
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Evidently @BenSzalinski is a low information Illinois Political Journalist. Aaron Del Mar is a candidate to replace Pat Brady as the Republican Punching bag on broadcast news, not Governor. It is more realistic he runs for Congress in a D +25 district or goes back to running mud wrestling shows.
Darren Bailey's running mate, Aaron Del Mar, certainly increased his profile during this year's campaign. Is he a 2030 candidate for Illinois governor?
He declined to say, but he's certainly making moves to influence the direction of the Republican Party.
insider.capitolnewsillinois.com/whats-next-for…
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When state Senator Hollywood Rickey Hendon asks you to "go play in traffic" the only logical response is "for how much?". #HollywoodRickeyHendon #twil
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Is it QTAR preventing Mark Levin from remembering his AOL email password?
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Or as Fired Principal Jessica Biggs would put it.... looks like a 25/10 split.
Looks like a 10/10 split
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The Illinois Record demands that NBC News ceases and desists to use our image, likeness and intellectual property! Thank you.
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FIRST TO REPORT: Joe Severino for mayor of lake forrest?
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Replying to @IllinoisRecord
@rlissau will likely be the 10th to report as per usual.
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Stacey Davis Gates and Jackson Potter are like last years LA Clippers. They are all star talented at defense (of alleged child abusers) but the problems with the organization are insurmountable. Without a budget, CTU is sure to lose a ton of draft pick like this year's clippers.
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@jacksonpCTU would be James Harden in this metaphor. He changed the league, hall of fame accomplishments, but not going to win a championship as a leader. And has had a lot of had luck with injuries + bad teams.
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Chicago Flips Max at the Hollywood Ricky Hendon Brandon Johnson press conference! Illinois Record asks the question the media wishes to ignore.
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Mayor Brandon John's media attention for comparison to Mendoza. Perhaps zero media attention on all other 100 challenges. University of Texas came out with an idea called "the agenda setting theory" that argues what the media covers largely influences what the public considers important.
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