you can tell yourself a sad meal is perfectly fine, but there’s a part of you that knows better: your SUBconscious.

it knows what you really want, and it’s not afraid to remind you.

so don’t fight it. feed it. 

Subway®. eat fresh® 🥪

what’s ur roman empire?? 👀

fire was pretty cool though, ngl

it’s not cheating if it’s your SUBconscious…

not all heroes wear capes

hate it when this happens

protein in my pocket ✅ no protein in your pocket  ❌

can you guess what it is?👀

things are about to get saucy

what’s your sign? i'm Italian bread Sun, Pepperoni Moon, Provolone Rising

your subconscious thoughts when they ask "oil and vinegar?":

your subconscious when they ask about veggies:

what kind of bread is your subconscious?

you're at the counter and your subconscious orders:

○ Italian B.M.T.
○ Steak & Cheese
○ Doritos Hot Honey Chicken Nachos
○ Turkey Breast

your subconscious watching the Sandwich Artist:

○ "that's good"
○ "a little more please"
○ "don't be shy, put some more"
○ "DON'T BE SHY, PUT SOME MORE"

how's your relationship with your subconscious?

the meatball sub talent in this game is pretty undeniable