I'm using Waze to drive to Nordstrom, arriving at 3:12. Watch my drive in real-time on the Waze map! waze.com/ul?a=share_dri…

Giveaway Monday! The winner can pick either a dirty evil unicorn, a dirty crow, or an egg stroller(one winner, one choice)AGAIN! Retweet and like or like and retweet to enter. Ends on 3/25. Will use retweet picker. Good luck all!! 🤪💕 #AdoptMe #adoptmegiveaway #adoptmegiveaways

I just backed Shima's Jerky Chips: Your New Fun Delicious Snack on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/shima…

We are proud to have been awarded the Top Firearm Award for the #G19 by the @USCCA bit.ly/2o6klVe

TAKE ACTION: Sign the petition to stop the “Magazine Ban” fpcsadc.org/2016/02/15/tak… via @gunpolicy

not going to happen

could it be? a leftie...

wow!

twenty sixteen...

Twitter code... No need, thank you!

i'm asleep only when i'm not awake.

so hot...

the calm before the storm...

tweet...

yawn...

blocked... blocked... blocked!

iflscience.com/technology/new… nice try... still looks like pvc pipe and two liters.

Merry Christmas! #blessed #thankful

sick... go away already!