good snacks don’t last, so buy the weird little treats you like before they retire them. i have no other advice
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trying to relate to boomer parents like “ok so you ‘like’ pink floyd, but how often do they make you cry?”
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This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…
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As people debate the story about kids being targeted by snipers it’s worth remembering that the reason we have to rely on doctors as sources of information about this kind of thing is that Western journalists aren’t allowed in Gaza and Palestinian journalists keep getting killed.
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my dad recommended a show and said “i think one of the characters looks a bit like greg” and said character literally looks like the guy from the honey-comb commercials lmao
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today someone asked “what was the name of the one serial killer that charlize theron played again?” and i was able to immediately blurt out “AILEEN WOURNOS” . i am growing and learning new data every day
dad: who’s that one actress...tall, blonde..
me: you’re gonna need to be more specific
dad: she played a female serial killer once. a real one
me: real? probably aileen wournos [googles] charlize theron?
dad: yeah. why do you know the serial killer’s name but not the actress
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i told this guy i didn’t really dance, but then outkast came on and i looked like a big liar
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me: oh hehe i am an introvert
also me 2 seconds later, screaming: DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MAMA JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUMMA
also me 2 seconds later, screaming: DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MAMA JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUMMA
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Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random
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